Gribblesnitch's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Trump Dodge]

the dog didn't even need to shoot mr trump out, he just started spawning right on my face

ScriptedMatt responds:

it might be your computer or my messy coding skills

[Grabanakki]

is the name 'grabanakki' at all related to the Anunnaki?

squp responds:

no it just looked better than our other option which was grabbernacky

[SPOON ULTIMATE]

loved the original, great installment to the franchise, 10/10

[Phyics ball game with drake and josh yeehaw!]

You know the anime 'boku no hero academia'? I haven't seen it but oh. my. fucking. god. are the girls in that HOT. Case in point, Mina Ashido. I never thought a fictional girl would get me so fucking HORNY. Whenever I see pictures of her online I just want to breed her until every hole is numb and seeping with all my juices. Her thick and supple thighs, the perfect hip to waist ratio, her immaculate ass and fulsome breasts, I want to fucking WORSHIP her. I never have seen and never will see an IRL woman as perfect as her. She has the body of a fucking goddess and she's just BEGGING to be fucked. I just want to make my way up her body, kissing and licking her inner thighs, slowly making my way to her delicious cunt, and I'll eat her pussy out like I'm an ethiopian kid who hasn't seen food in weeks. She'll gasp and moan and oh my FUCKING GOD is it fucking SEDUCTIVE. I'll be as hard as fucking concrete as she grabs my hair and pulls me in as I jack-hammer her vulva with my tongue. She'll cum and squirt all over my face while screaming her head off cus it's best pleasure she's ever felt in her life, and that's just the foreplay. I haven't even penetrated her yet. I don't think I could ever sleep with a woman, I could never achieve that level of sexual perfection in the physical plane. I can't even jerk off to irl women unless they're chroma key'd pink. I tried to jerk off to a girl in my college class but I just couldn't get it up until I imagined her with the short pink hair and the horns and the tail. I came so fucking hard that night you would never fucking BELIEVE!!!
Don't even get me started on Uraraka I don't even get how that green haired guy and stay soft around her MY GOD. Spread those sweaty, meaty, thick cheeks apart and plow her ass, gripping her thighs so hard they're left with red marks and I'll keep plowing and plowing absolutely pounding her clit going so fucking deep inside her and she moans and gasps and screams until her tight, sweet little gash clasps around my cock and sucks me in, her body goes all tight and she yells at the top of her lungs and squirts all over me, shaking with excitement as if she had just seen actual fucking superman.
I straight up have over 600 megabytes of bnha hentai of those two girls alone and they're aren't the only ones I'd fuck the shit out of. That frog bitch and her tight ass, the rabbit girl and her chiselled abs, that coy petite bitch, I don't even know their names but they fucking TURN ME ON.

[BATTERY ACID]

this could very well be turned into a full on game you could sell on steam, you'd just have had upgrades and/or level selection and shit as well as some other knick knacks, be a pretty well spent $10

[Horse with a Human Mask on a Tightrope]

cool little game, kinda slaps

jefvel responds:

thanks dude!

[Friday Night Fudging]

yo I got breadcrumbs in my ass

[Plactions]

this bloke makes pretty clever games innit

[Pico Eats SAND!!]

was completely fine with it, was gonna give it 5 stars for being exactly as advertised and then i didn't get my medals after refreshing. I've been betrayed. >:(

[Uniquackle]

Would be a decent game if it didn't restart the whole thing whene'er you died. The jumping especially is extremely annoying as your landing on the unicycle has to be precisely on the stick. THe jumping just doesn't feel floaty enough to navigate the air with the time given